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Are you sick off the fact that there is always snotty tissues laying around when u got a cold?
Are your energy low so you cant get up and bin them after every use?
Are your partner sick off tidying up after you and your snot?


Then i have the perfect invention for YOU!!!

THE SNOT-DISPENSER

Follow these simple steps to make life easier for yourself!
















You can order the full pack now containing:

- A carrier bag
- Box of tissues
- Cello tape

All for just £49.99. plus £7.40 for the postage!

Make your life easier and order the "snot-dispenser" right now before they get sold out!
HIGH DEMAND!